You Cant Be Serious!

Christian Louboutin's for Barbie?????

Please tell me its false. They even have the Rodarte ones!

Yikes!

[Versus]


[Giuseppe Zanotti]


[United Nude]


[Miu Miu]


[Hermes]

Amber Attack!

Stronger, With Every Tear!

Available December 22nd.

"I Hate to Bug You in the Middle of Dinner"

Excuse me while I pick my whole self off the side of the curb on the street for laughing and crying my eyes out.....


Being the Mexi-Melt Matchmaker I am, I have taken on the duty of finding "Sexy Young Melo" a date because, hell, Everybody Needs Love!!!!!!!!!!

Watch at your own discretion!!!!!!

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OH MY DAMN!

This is what trafficing that "boy" and dat "girl" across da border.

If You Seek Amber...

She's wandering the streets by her lonesome!

Yikes!

[Tabitah Simmons]


[Sam Edelman]


[Gian Marco Lorenzi]


[Georgina Goodman]


[Ruthie Davis for Dennis Basso]

Manboutins!!!!

I thought my eyes were deceiving me!!! Will work for Louboutins~




Christian Louboutin Mens Genuine Rattlesnake Oxfords.

YSL as HELL~

Most of these Yves Saint Laurent items can be found on net-a-porter.com

If You Seek Amber......

She's back in NYC!

OMG GIRL!@#$%^&*

Yesterday, I reported that Rihanna had been seen with 2 of the new Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 bags............

Now, she's been seen in a third..

That Rihanna reign just wont let up!

'Boots & Booties'

[Viktor & Rolf]


[Raphael Young]


[Charlotte Olympia]


[Ana Locking]


[Alexander McQueen]

Yikes!

[Christian Louboutin]


[Giambatista Valli]


[Sergio Rossi]


[Sonia Rykiel]


[Oscar de la Renta]

If You Seek Amber...

My heart aches for Amber.... Is anyone missing her like I am???????

WHAT IN THE COUNTRY HAM HELL!!!

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I'm just too damn sorry! If it aint no mo' sugar n rice, and bacon and eggs, YOU SURE WILL be gone away from HERE hungryis I'm am dis Sunday Moooohoonin'!

I kid ! I kid !

But if they take all that, whats next? No mo Ginger Ale!

Then I'd really quit this b!t@%............




....And where the hell do they sale Cinnamon O's and Nuts of Grapes????????

Galaxy?????

'Boots & Booties'

[Versace]


[Viktor & Rolf]


[Proenza Schouler]


[Tod's]


[Marni]

How To Use the Right Finger

Rihanna in London at "Rated R" listening party.

Yikes!

[Louise Goldin for TopShop]


[Nicholas Kirkwood]


[Monica Garcia]


[Manolo Blahnik]


[Karl Lagerfeld]