OH MY!

Did you know that you could get your Vijay-jay Vijazzled. Its a new trend in vaginal adornment and has gotten popular since Jennifer Love-Hewitt announced that she has it doe regularly. OMSweetJesus! What in the world will we encounter next! Space Balls that remove themselves and fly around the room!! Good grief! Some things should just be left alone...

You Country A$$ Fool~

So i was surfing the web as I usually do and I come across this major fuc%ery of an idea on WSHH. What makes it so bad is that this country fool is some kin to me from family down in Clayton, NC. Gives a new meaninig to "come and get your cousin's please"!


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Why Must I Cry?

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He's Exactly Right!LMEntireAO

Check out how the situation dont get deep until he calls out "Bitches"! LOLOLOLOL

Part 2: For the LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am ALL CRIED OUT over this situation. In the words of Beyonce in 'Video Phone', "You want me naked!!!!!"



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If you havn't already, check out "I Hate to Bug You in the Middle of Dinner" for part 1. Pure unadulterated comedy!!!

"I Hate to Bug You in the Middle of Dinner"

Excuse me while I pick my whole self off the side of the curb on the street for laughing and crying my eyes out.....


Being the Mexi-Melt Matchmaker I am, I have taken on the duty of finding "Sexy Young Melo" a date because, hell, Everybody Needs Love!!!!!!!!!!

Watch at your own discretion!!!!!!

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WHAT IN THE COUNTRY HAM HELL!!!

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I'm just too damn sorry! If it aint no mo' sugar n rice, and bacon and eggs, YOU SURE WILL be gone away from HERE hungryis I'm am dis Sunday Moooohoonin'!

I kid ! I kid !

But if they take all that, whats next? No mo Ginger Ale!

Then I'd really quit this b!t@%............




....And where the hell do they sale Cinnamon O's and Nuts of Grapes????????

Galaxy?????

Oh My Damn!

While you boycottin' one of the greatest creators of one liners and her eldest ripe woumbded seed and agitatin "Real" B!t@hes and stuff, You shoulda been signing 10 fake names on the petition to stop this one...



Elite & Darriel

Who in Sams Hill thought that would be great for T.V.

While you playin, Lee Lite look like she been bustin dat workout plan quite nicely. Or she got on a real good shape shifter. None the less, I aint hatin. Just tellin you what GOD love.

Gerriatrics and Cialis!

Why Must I CRY!

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"WIT DA SANGIN" DANGALANG!

And Jesus Wept!

Why does this never happen to me? If you wanna see a store completely dishelveld.>>>

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OH Shit! I Fount Da Tape~

What does this thing think it really is. First, you try to pull BEYONCE on stage! Then you say, "Just F*7k it" and go anyway when she try to stop you. OOOOOOOOH! UH UH!

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Whaddayatheenk?

I BLAME LIL MAMA FOR ALL THIS NEW YORK FUCKERY GOING ON!

Now, On To The Next Fool!

No Words. All I have to say is, He musta made a bet wit Big Daddy Joe that if Beyonce won, Joe would take over as his manager and he'd begin his training into beecoming the King! Guess what! You lost. And had a nerve to apologize.
Tist.Tist.Tist!

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

Forget "Poker Face"! How Bout, FUCK face!

1st things 1st! Somebody needed a lil' more attention than the Cunty Kanye last night. That liq will bring the 'Real You' out. But somebody tell this half man/half woman all FOOL! That everything is not meant to be worn. Especially BLOOD and tumble weed. You know, Im all for pushing the envelope in fashion, but "This is something I cant understand"(C/O Cypress Hill)

Awww! Gimme A Fuckin" Break!

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U no-I appreciate Mike as much as the next man! But raining fucking mike gloves! Who's Idea! I want them on indefinete suspension RIGHT NOW!

I DO KNOW THIS KNOW!!!!

Lisa Raye showed up to Micahel Jacksons funeral yesterday....... In none other than a WHITE number she slapped together right quick!


If I didnt know shit else in this world, I do know you sposta' wear something "DARK" to a funergruh! Somebody please tell me why this unmentionable(b!t@h) has on WINTER WHITE???????????????????????????????

I get so frustrated with her. Gosh...

Oh Shit! I Fount da Tape!

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OMGosh! I fount da tape!

I love Whitney and all, and she love her child....but who told them they was ready? Please indulge~

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This Is 2 Funny!

Whaddayatheenk?

No words-

Thx Mediatakeout.com

Why my peeps over at Dead Azz Wrong! got this pic from a soul searcher walking the good ole streets trying to find salvation. SMH! And they have the nerve to call themselves the "NEW" like they improved they congregation and the church is under new management or sum shit. This is what u call "Pure Fuckery".